Two hours later and I'm back at it again...

THUMP THUMP THUMP SHUT THE FUCK UP NOW. EVERY FUCKING DAY.

Also, the real purpose of this was to rant about internet chauvinism.

Yes, that's right. Not only do I hate everything, but I'm a dirty feminist with a filthy potty mouth and left-wing ideals to boot. Go fuck yourself.

I'm annoyed and disturbed by the amount of LOL WOMEN BELONG IN THE KITCHEN HAHA SO FUNNY AND CUTTING EDGE pages/groups on Facebook for many reasons. The main reason is perfectly obvious, of course: we've now come full circle, and to a place where it's actually ACCEPTABLE for people to make "jokes" like that. And women ACCEPT men making "jokes" like that. And it's okay to completely ignore the fact that 99.9999999% of these groups are made by men, and it's good that everyone ignores the fact that the creation of the group or page is completely symptomatic of a larger problem: there are people out there who actually believe these things.

You know what the worst part is? Most guys will try and insist that they don't actually believe that a woman's place is barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen (I think few things piss me off as much as that comment. There's so much wrong with it that I don't know where to begin, so I'm just going to sharpen my knife and slash some jugulars now.) or any of the other stupid fucking things that these pages/groups say.

Now, they'll say they don't actually believe it. But then you'll say something that smells too strongly of feminism, and they'll get uncomfortable and be unsure of how to react. Guys like the idea of a woman who isn't afraid to speak her mind, it's totally hot until it goes against what they believe. If you say something too extreme (like that fabulous quote that goes "Feminism is the radical belief that women are human beings."), it's suddenly not sexy anymore, it's just uncomfortable.

"Why you gotta hate on us? We never did anything but make sexist jokes to perpetuate stereotypes that we secretly believe because the idea of women being equal to us and our dicks is terrifying."

I HATE EVERYTHING.